THE FOUNDERS
Occupation(s): Currently a "professional boxer" (i.e. I work in a box plant and yes, sometimes I do get downright CARDBOARD! HA!) and full-time dad. Head Writer and Webmaster of The B-Movie Film Vault and it's sister blog The B-Movie News Vault. Co-host of The Vault-Cast. Former grocery store manager.
Additional Info: Co-Founder of the Riff Bros, he does all the technical stuff like record and edit the commentaries, integrate them with the films, use photoshop to create title cards, and run the Riff Bros. Facebook page. Without him, there would literally be no Riff Bros.!
He also owns too many movies and has every single episode of "Mystery Science Theater 3000" on DVD or Blu-ray. No really - ALL of them!
Movies Riffed: PROPHECY, NIGHT OF THE LEPUS, SUPER MARIO BROS. - THE MOVIE, CONAN THE BARBARIAN, JAWS: THE REVENGE, LADY TERMINATOR, FRIDAY THE 13TH PART 3D, THE GALAXY INVADER, INVASION U.S.A., QUEST FOR FIRE, SILVER BULLET, 3 NINJAS, THE RIFF BROS. HALLOWEEN SPECIAL!
Best Riff: "Almost dere! Al-most dere! OK I'm done!" - Mocking Arnold Schwarzenegger during his character's sex scene with "a witch" in Conan the Barbarian! For context, watch the scene HERE.
Occupation: Currently making boxes in the untamed wilds of New York State's Southern Tier. Former U.S. Military.
Additional Info: The heart and soul of the Riff Bros. team. Chris comes up with a lot of good jokes on the fly and is known to let loose with some of the most scathing remarks ever recorded on our mic!
Chris has HUGE chubby for Walter Hill's "The Warriors" (and, by default, "Streets of Fire"), loves (retro) video games, has recently re-discovered his love for Magic: The Gathering, and has a massive collection of awesome action figures. And believe it or not ladies, this guy is currently available!
Movies Riffed: PROPHECY, NIGHT OF THE LEPUS, SUPER MARIO BROS. - THE MOVIE, CONAN THE
BARBARIAN, JAWS: THE REVENGE, INVASION U.S.A., QUEST FOR FIRE, 3 NINJAS, SILVER BULLET, THE RIFF BROS. HALLOWEEN SPECIAL!
Best Riff: ?
OUR EXTENDED RIFFING FAMILY
Name: "Silent" Steve Oldford
Occupation(s): Box factory superintendent. Full-time husband and father. Johnny Sins look-alike. Co-host of The Vault-Cast!
Additional Info: An obsessive Godzilla fan and bad movie enthusiast with a degree in MST3K-ology. Steve jumped in on our CONAN THE BARBARIAN commentary, but would return for several more recordings, sometimes getting so drawn into the movie that he'd forget to talk. (Hence his moniker of "Silent Steve.")
Movies Riffed: CONAN THE BARBARIAN, LADY TERMINATOR, FRIDAY THE 13TH 3D, THE GALAXY INVADER, INVASION U.S.A.
Best Riff: ?
Occupation(s): Construction Worker. Former Sgt. Hatred Cosplayer. May or may not be radioactive.
Additional Info: A longtime fan of cult and exploitation cinema, as well as a big fan of MST3K and Rifftrax, Greg was eager to hop in on our audio hijinks! While we often just drink and make off-the-cuff comments, Greg often puts more effort into prepping than we do (or should). He made his Riff Bro debut during JAWS: THE REVENGE!
An avid collector of Punisher memorabilia, we jokingly refer to his man-cave as the the "Frank Castle Memorial Museum."
Movies Riffed: JAWS: THE REVENGE, CONAN THE BARBARIAN, INVASION U.S.A.
Best Riff: ?
Name: Ryan Fuerstenberg
Occupation(s): Currently working on establishing his own pest control company. Full-time husband and father. Former comic book shop owner.
Additional Info: All of us met Ryan when he first started up his awesome comic/collectible shop Charging Store Comics (R.I.P.), which became our hangout hub for many years. Ryan debuted in the background during JAWS: THE REVENGE, then graduated to a position closer to the mic in CONAN THE BARBARIAN and INVASION U.S.A. He's best known for shouting and cheering at all the right moments, and making one word comments like "EXPLODE!"
Movies Riffed: CONAN THE BARBARIAN, JAWS THE REVENGE, INVASION U.S.A.
Best Riff: ?
ONE HIT WONDERS
Occupation(s): Produce Manager and full-time father.
Additional Info: Anthony is a fellow fan of Horror films (and film festivals!) with a dark sense of humor, and after hearing about how much fun The Riff Bros. were all having, he wanted in on the action! And thus, The Roe became part of Riff Bros. history when he sat in on the commentary for FRIDAY THE 13TH Part 3! Though eager to jump in, Anthony ended up spending more time trying to keep his eyes open and soldier on during the film's headache-inducing anaglyph 3D!
Movies Riffed: FRIDAY THE 13TH PART 3D
Best Riff: ?
Occupation(s): Business team lead and full time father.
Additional Info: Adam became part of the Riff Bro family after sitting in with Chris and Jordan on QUEST FOR FIRE, which caused the young fella to briefly pass out. Adam also attended a convention with Jordan and Greg at one point, where he discovered that he may or may not be the bastard son of actor David Della Rocco from THE BOONDOCK SAINTS.
Movies Riffed: QUEST FOR FIRE
Best Riff: ?
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